The Simp Professor 's definitions

Beast Simp

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.

My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Mega Simp

A male that is so obsessed with banging a girl he wants to become her.

Jerry is such a mega Simp he became trans to be like Sarah

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Gay Simp

A guy or girl that is obsessed with a member of their own gender that they’ll hang out with their friends to annoy the one their obsessed with.

Karen is such a gay simp she won’t stop hanging out with marcie and her friends.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Borderline Simp

A male who is obsessed with a girl but does not miss bro night or any other meetings with the bros.

Jack is a borderline Simp because he likes Angelica but still goes to bro night

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Simpology

The study of the simp including type of simp, a way a simp behaves, and why they get butt raped.

I just got my PhD in Simpology

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Reverse Simp

A girl that gets with a guy and is obsessed with him but never spends time with her friends. Typically a girl named Tiffany.

Guy: why is Tiffany always with Matt?

Guy 2: Dude she’s a reverse simp!

Guy: Shit!

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020