Borderline Simp

A male who is obsessed with a girl but does not miss bro night or any other meetings with the bros.
Jack is a borderline Simp because he likes Angelica but still goes to bro night
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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Reverse Simp

A girl that gets with a guy and is obsessed with him but never spends time with her friends. Typically a girl named Tiffany.
Guy: why is Tiffany always with Matt?

Guy 2: Dude she’s a reverse simp!

Guy: Shit!
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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Straight Simpin

When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.
by The Simp Professor January 09, 2021
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Simp War

A war in which meets one of the following criteria:

1. Is between two simps

2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war

3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially
Guy 1: Whoa you think a simp war will happen

Guy 2: I don’t know
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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Beast Simp

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.
My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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Simp President

A title given to a Simp who’s characteristics of Straight Simping exceed everybody else’s to the point there the male leader of the simps. The current Simp President is Sumatto
Yo you’ve heard of the new Simp President
Yeah he’s pretty kool
by The Simp Professor January 09, 2021
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Simpology

The study of the simp including type of simp, a way a simp behaves, and why they get butt raped.
I just got my PhD in Simpology
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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