Definitions by The Simp Professor

Simp President

A title given to a Simp who’s characteristics of Straight Simping exceed everybody else’s to the point there the male leader of the simps. The current Simp President is Sumatto

Yo you’ve heard of the new Simp President
Yeah he’s pretty kool

Simp President by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021

Straight Simpin 

When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.

Yo max was straight Simpin

Bro def

Straight Simpin by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021

Beast Simp 

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.

My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.

Beast Simp by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Mega Simp 

A male that is so obsessed with banging a girl he wants to become her.

Jerry is such a mega Simp he became trans to be like Sarah

Mega Simp by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Gay Simp 

A guy or girl that is obsessed with a member of their own gender that they’ll hang out with their friends to annoy the one their obsessed with.

Karen is such a gay simp she won’t stop hanging out with marcie and her friends.

Gay Simp by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Borderline Simp 

A male who is obsessed with a girl but does not miss bro night or any other meetings with the bros.

Jack is a borderline Simp because he likes Angelica but still goes to bro night

Borderline Simp by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Simpology 

The study of the simp including type of simp, a way a simp behaves, and why they get butt raped.

I just got my PhD in Simpology

Simpology by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020