A female in full or part time education.
"Hello, I'm a school-girl."
Small, pencil thin line of facial hair on the chin.
Made famous by footballer Robert Pires.
A: Wow, look at that guy's Pires beard.
The Independent State of Wallgaria, located near Hemel Hempstead, several miles from London. It's attractions include The Tomb of the Tyrozets, Shwan Jalal and Ben's insults.
A: Shall we go to Wallgaria?
To Will Self, i.e.
a)to be a complete legend, hilarious and know every word in the dictionary.
b)to speak in a terrifically deadpan, smokers drawl and appear on "Shooting Stars"
A - I cannot believe you're defining someone so coruscating and whimsical within the confines of such a minute oblong!
B - What?
1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.
2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)
A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?
B - Yup
Common slang meaning "For sure my fellow Wallgaria
A - "Go to Tom's ass?"
B - "Fo shizzle my wallgarianizzle"
Exclamation of surprise/mocking originating around the Wallgaria
Often accompanied by a loud "Baaah!".
"Oh benders! BAAAAAH!"