Definitions by The Seventh Si

Raquel Welch

Rhyming slang for "felch"

A - "Don't Raquel Welch me."

B - "Alright, sorry."

Raquel Welch by The Seventh Si January 6, 2005

Will Self 

To Will Self, i.e.

a)to be a complete legend, hilarious and know every word in the dictionary.

b)to speak in a terrifically deadpan, smokers drawl and appear on "Shooting Stars"

A - I cannot believe you're defining someone so coruscating and whimsical within the confines of such a minute oblong!

B - What?

Will Self by The Seventh Si January 6, 2005

bondage mallet 

1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.

2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)

A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?

B - Yup

bondage mallet by The Seventh Si December 29, 2004

benders

Exclamation of surprise/mocking originating around the Wallgarian locale.

Often accompanied by a loud "Baaah!".

"Oh benders! BAAAAAH!"

benders by The Seventh Si August 10, 2004

fo shizzle my wallgarianizzle 

Common slang meaning "For sure my fellow Wallgarian"

A - "Go to Tom's ass?"

B - "Fo shizzle my wallgarianizzle"

fo shizzle my wallgarianizzle by The Seventh Si August 10, 2004

School Girl 

A female in full or part time education.

"Hello, I'm a school-girl."

School Girl by The Seventh Si March 4, 2004

Wallgaria

The Independent State of Wallgaria, located near Hemel Hempstead, several miles from London. It's attractions include The Tomb of the Tyrozets, Shwan Jalal and Ben's insults.

A: Shall we go to Wallgaria?

B: Yep.

Wallgaria by The Seventh Si February 4, 2004