Definitions by The Scottish Muffinman

peepee toucher 

one whom likes to touch a man's peepee; a pervert; common title used to call upon an annoying lady

"One dollar make you holler!"
"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
or
"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"

peepee toucher by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

calculus warrior wannabe 

a calculus warrior with a casio calculator instead of a ti-83 or higher.

"God, your calculator sucks! Oh it's a casio! You calculus warrior wannabe!"

calculus warrior wannabe by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

donkey punch toboggan 

when a man donkey punches a woman at the top of a staircase and rides her down the stairs

Marge rode Mark with her asshole but wouldn't let him have an orgasm. So Mark did a donkey punch toboggan to Marge and he came all over her at the bottom of the stairs.

donkey punch toboggan by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

wet weinie 

a dick that can't hold an orgasm; term for a loser that sees a hot girl and has an orgasm immediately

"Is that Alicia? She's so friggin' hot!"
"You have a wet weinie! What a loser! You sick freak!"

wet weinie by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

fedexed 

sick and tired of something; a synonym for fed up

"I'm so fedexed with this health care crap in Congress!"

fedexed by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

contramorsic 

against the nature of death; unable to die; immortal

The healers are contramorsic.

contramorsic by The Scottish Muffinman September 17, 2007