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Definitions by The Rock Oracle

A leaguer 

A classification for legendary and great metal and rock bands and/or musicians, the top of the rock pantheon. The highest of complients for a musician. But there is nothing wrong with being a B-Leaguer
Without a doubt, Blizzard of ozz was a great band led by that A leaguer Randy Rhoads .

B-leaguer 

Not quite an A-leaguer, but a very good rock and metal band/musician, above 80% of all musicians. But lacks something to make the A-Leagues.
Motorhead was a cool band, but career openers, they are an example of B-leaguer.

A-Leaguer 

A classification for legendary and great metal and rock bands and musicians who had immeasurable influence and wrote top notch music, bands and artists who rose about their peers to the top of the class and the top of the rock pantheon.
Without a doubt, Blizzard of ozz was a great band led by that A-leaguer Randy Rhoads .

Motley Vanilli

A band that gets caught pretending to play live, exposing them as frauds
I Was at the Stadium Tour, I think that band went Motley Vanilli, the bass player was clapping with both hands as his bass came over the mix

The Rock Tribunal

The place where the rankings of bands are decided headed up by The Rock Oracle.
I wonder how it was decided Metallica are A leaguers, oh ya the Rock tribunal got it Wight.

Music muggle 

An insecure music fan who overreacts to the Rock Oracle accurately assessing a band they like.
Did you see that guy get upset because The Rock Oracle told him his favorite band are B leaguers , what a music muggle.
Not quite A leaguer, but still pretty good in rock and metal, had some impact but lacked what was needed to make the A leaguers
Motorhead was a cool band, but career openers, they are B leaguers.