tw;dr

trigger warning; didn't read

Gavin: You read the Baudelaire essay where he's talking about mutiliating his unwitting sexual partners?
Hortencia: tw;dr

by The Reverend McCready August 25, 2016

ftwtf

for the what the fuck

Corset turning stomach fat into boobs ftwtf!

by The Reverend McCready September 28, 2009

cuts

The fatal gashes on the ass caused by butt sex gone awry, can lead to septic shock or death if poo penetrates the bloodstream.

Person 1: "Did you hear Margaret got the cuts?"
Person 2: "I'd give her three days at best..."

by The Reverend McCready January 11, 2009

Dick Measurer

Slang term for the United States one-dollar bill, which is six inches in length. Although all US bills are the same length, the term can be pluralized to denote larger sums of money, irrespective of how many bills are involved.

Eustice: That bastard Gavin owes me thirty dick measurers.
Chad: Bro's always short on dick measurers.

by The Reverend McCready January 17, 2009

Keynesian Kenyan

Birther nickname for Barack Obama

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.

by The Reverend McCready May 20, 2011