jalopy

an old worn out car

That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2010

kill

1. to finish consuming something

2. to spoil or ruin

3. to succeed

4. to make an audience break out in laughter

5. to turn off a device

Don't kill the chocolate without my permission.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2008

hold the purse strings

to be in control of finances, to be responsible for spending money

They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2011

squirrel

1. a crazy or eccentric person

2. to hide something for later use

That guy is a freaking squirrel.

by The Return of Light Joker February 10, 2008

flip phone

a phone that folds up to save space and protect the buttons from being pressed by moving around in the pocket

She had a flip phone with a transparent back.

by The Return of Light Joker August 14, 2009

hamster-wheel brain

an instance of one's mind going over and over an issue or problem without finding a solution

I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

frog slicing

the school subject of biology (from the early practice of dissecting frogs as part of the biology curriculum)

Apparently, frog slicing does not use as much math as other sciences.

by The Return of Light Joker March 20, 2011