The Return of Light joker 's definitions

hold your fire

calm down and be patient

Hold your fire. You didn't get the full story.

by The Return of Light Joker August 29, 2011

near

nearly, almost

If he hadn't stopped going to heavy metal concerts he would be near deaf from all that noise.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011

just what the doctor ordered

exactly what is needed

That chocolate was just what the doctor ordered.

by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2008

paint

1. the free throw lane in basketball

2. paintballs

3. a Jack, Queen or King card in poker

I think you spend enough time in the paint that you don't need to play as a pro.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2010

atomic atmosphere

the air around someone who has released flatulence

Make sure you stay out of the atomic atmosphere when he farts. You'll be glad.

by The Return of Light Joker August 2, 2010

red

1. a s capsule of secobarbital, a barbiturate derived drug

2. intoxicated with marijuana

3. a person with red hair

Don't even touch that red.

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2008

drygulch

to attack or assault in an ambush

Don't let the local gang drygulch you on your way out.

by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2011