The Return of Light joker 's definitions

windbag

a pompous person who talks too much, a braggart

Why do have a windbag like him representing us?

by The Return of Light Joker October 4, 2011

astroturfing

the act of creating a small organization and making it appear to represent something popular for the purpose of promoting a particular entity, cause, etc. (a play on grassroots in the sense of a popular movement originating among the common people, ultimately from AstroTurf, a brand of artificial grass)

The practice of astroturfing a widely used form of propaganda, as evidenced by the media coverage it receives.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2009

bad hair day

a bad day in general (from the belief that the appearance of one's hair is connected to how well the day goes)

I think you must be having a bad hair day.

by The Return of Light Joker July 13, 2010

dweeb

a despised person, a socially inept person

Shut the hell up you dweeb.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2008

Gridlock

a blockage of something (from the severe road traffic stalling situation)

The gridlock in Web traffic is due to the worm's payload.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010

ceiling

an upper limit to something

He proposed putting a 3 hour ceiling on gaming time.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2009

Zit

a minor skin legion. a pimple

Don't keep popping those zits. You'll get an infection. (example of zit)

by The Return of Light Joker August 30, 2009