The Return of Light joker's definitions

wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)

If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

milk run

1. an uneventful military mission with no incidents

2. an unscrupulous campaign for political funds

They though it was going to be a milk run, but things got hectic.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2011

brown out

1. for the electricity to dim or fade

2. an instance of the electricity dimming or fading, a partial black out

I hate it when we get a brown out. flicccc

by The Return of Light Joker February 1, 2008

facts of life

an explanation of human reproduction, especially to a child

She is so ignorant. She probably has not been taught so much as the facts of life.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2009

spizzerinktum

energy, vitality, vigor

If you still have the spizzerinktum to pass the preliminaries than help me out.

by The Return of Light Joker July 5, 2009

country cousin

a distant but related person or thing (from a term for a unsophisticated relative who lives in and/or is accustomed to a rural area)

The errant belief that many people go insane during the full moon may be a country cousin of the werewolf myth.

by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2010

44

1. a .44 magnum handgun

2. a prostitute

I don't need a 44. It's not worth my time.

by The Return of Light Joker August 27, 2010