chicken scratch

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

by The Return of Light Joker December 03, 2011

ninny

1. a stupid or silly person, an idiot (from nincompoop)

2. a woman's breast (usually plural)

You are such a ninny these days.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2007

ease up

1. to become less stringent

2. to relax

Come on people, ease up, it was only a joke.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2011

4 wheeler

an all terrain vehicle

Don't try that stunt with my 4 wheeler.

by The Return of Light Joker January 30, 2010

out of kilter

not functioning right, out of order

My alarm clock is out of kilter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2009

wrinkle

1. an idea, style, etc.

2. a defect or problem

Currently silly bandz are the wrinkle of many children.

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2010