evil twin

1. an illegal or nasty counterpart

2. a rouge wi-fi access point that appears legitimate but is actually used to eavesdrop over the internet

If that is an evil twin, I don't want to know what the real thing is like.

by The Return of Light Joker March 27, 2009

cojones

1. courage, guts (from sense 2)

2. the testicles

(both senses from Spanish)

You've got major cojones to try something like that on a big motherfucker like him.

by The Return of Light Joker May 23, 2012

jungle mouth

halitosis, especially if severe (a comparison to the rotting jungle floor)

He always has really bad jungle mouth.

by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2010

fit to be tied

very angry, furious

My teacher was fit to be tied when my classmate said She didn't know the answer.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008

fast talk

Speech intended to deceive or confuse

I'm don't think the fast talk is justified here. We need to be more forthcoming with her.

by The Return of Light Joker November 02, 2010

flying coffin

a dangerously accident prone aircraft

They knew it was a flying coffin, but did nothing to improve the design.

by The Return of Light Joker February 03, 2012

get face

to gain respect

She thinks she's going to get face by buying drinks for the class, but most of those people just don't take her seriously enough.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2010