The Return of Light joker's definitions

varnished

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2010

off base

1. not appropriate

2. by surprise

3. incorrect, not accurate

His claims are totally off base.

by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2010

Quitter

someone who gives up to easily in the face of adversity

I am not a quitter. I can do this.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2008

every which way

1. in every direction

2. in every way possible

She ran in every which way.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2007

Queen Anne's Lace

Marijuana (from the name a plant that is also known as the wild carrot)

They had queen Anne's lace growing everywhere in there.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2010

meat eater

a corrupt police officer who greedily searches for and pursues situations that they can exploit for thier own financial gain

They discovered that the latest officer assigned had a record of being a meat eater.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2011

eat humble pie

to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error

It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008