The Return of Light joker's definitions

lapdog

a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2011

egg

1. to throw eggs at

2. a person

According to a news story from a few weeks ago a Russian man has told some youths "go ahead, egg my Hummer".

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

honk

1. to sound the horn of a car

2. to vomit

You don't have to honk every time you encounter traffic.

by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2009

whodunit

a mystery story in the form play movie book, etc(from who done it)

Don't you have anything that isn't a whodunit.

by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2007

waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)

A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2011

blow chunks

1. to vomit

2. to be terrible, to be extremely bad

The sensation I got from this creature nearly made me blow chunks.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2011

grilled cheese

a grilled cheese sandwich

Don't you have anything better than half a grilled cheese?

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2011