The Return of Light joker's definitions

spare tire

a bulge of fat around the waist

I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009

lip service

1. empty talk, speech that the speaker will not likely act upon

2. oral sex, especially cunnilingus

He gave lip service to the idea of socialized medicine but did not tell the government about his thoughts on the matter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009

impaired

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I think you are becoming impaired faster than you realize.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2012

jelly-on-springs

bouncing or quivering female breasts and/or buttocks

She was a bit nervous about her jelly-on-springs getting unwanted attention.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2010

flu

influenza (almost standard English)

Ugh, I feel so sick. I think it must be the flu.

by The Return of Light Joker October 11, 2007

peel

1. to undress

2. to steal a motor vehicle

3. to leave

don't peel in front of me like that.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2009

nag

1. to complain

2. an old, worn, and useless horse

3. a person who complains

Don't nag over stuff like that, it only makes me feel more like putting it off.

by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2009