klepto

a person who steals compulsively, a kleptomaniac

That kid is a damn klepto.

by The Return of Light Joker April 14, 2011

jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2010

heads-up

a warning, especially of danger or the need to be alert

Heads-up. There's a situation out there.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2010

deja vu

a feeling that something has occured even though it is just being experienced (believed to have been used By Baseball manager Yogi Berra)

Talk about Deja Vu. What is going on here.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2007

bugjuice

1. inferior whiskey

2. any highly colored, juice or powdered drink (From a brand of juice drinks)

He needs to lay off the bugjuice.

by The Return of Light Joker October 03, 2009

Bolivian marching powder

cocaine

Bolivian marching powder ruined his life

by The Return of Light Joker April 28, 2011

avoid like the plague

evade someone or something at all cost

If you see her avoid her like the plague. (example of avoid like the plague)

by The Return of Light Joker December 07, 2009