pint-sized

short or small, especially said of a person

This pint-sized nerd tried to offer me help with a phone I didn't have.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2011

punkie

a biting midge

The punkies are driving me nuts. (example of punkie)

by The Return of Light Joker June 06, 2011

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2011

hat trick

1.When a one soccer(football in Brittish English) or hockey player scores 3 goals in a single game(related to a similarly name feat in cricket, probably a reference to the magic trick of pulling a rabbit out of a hat)

2.any improbable accomplishment

The guy just did a hat trick.

by The Return of Light Joker May 01, 2008

flip phone

a phone that folds up to save space and protect the buttons from being pressed by moving around in the pocket

She had a flip phone with a transparent back.

by The Return of Light Joker August 14, 2009

on cloud 9

in a state of complete happiness

He was on cloud 9 after he met her.

by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2008

4 real

for real, seroiously

He says that 4 real.

by The Return of Light Joker May 30, 2008