The Return of Light joker's definitions

cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2007

jaywalk

to walk into the street at the wrong place while motor vehicles are crossing it

If you jaywalk, you are probably oblivious to the risk of serious injury.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2008

soft soap

persuasion by blatant flattering

Don't give me that soft soap. I will not change my mind. I am determined to stand by my own beliefs.

by The Return of Light Joker November 2, 2011

drink like a fish

to drink to excess

He was unaware of the danger that could come to him if he were to drink like a fish and as a result he almost succumbed to alcohol poisoning.

by The Return of Light Joker April 3, 2009

punching bag

a person who takes the blame when something goes wrong, a scapegoat

An unpopular politician is likely to become a punching bag.

by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2009

jack-knife

a semitrailer truck accident where the truck portion folds backwards so that it resembles a jack-knife

I realized I had to take a detour when I heard about the delay caused to a jack-knife on the freeway.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2011

in cahoots

in partnership with someone who shares your purpose (often secretly)

They were in cahoots with the Mafia this whole time.

by The Return of Light Joker February 8, 2008