The Return of Light joker's definitions

jack of all trades

a person who is good at many things but has no particular specialty (often with master of none at the end)

My friend was a jack of all trades.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2009

hat

a condom (used mainly by teenagers)

Don't forget to wear a hat before you do it.

by The Return of Light Joker March 27, 2008

chicken scratch

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

eater

something that dissolves or corrodes a material

That mildew eater is harmful to the skin. Don't touch the tub until it is washed off.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008

trick out

to adorn or decorate in an extravagant or gaudy manner

I am not going to trick out my nails.

by The Return of Light Joker August 8, 2008

totus porcus

completely, totally ( from mock Latin for whole hog)

I heard them spill the beans, totus porcus.

by The Return of Light Joker May 19, 2011

headlights

1. the eyes

2. a woman's breasts

His lust was apparent when he laid his headlights on her headlights.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2012