The Return of Light joker's definitions

lapdog

a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2011

mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

yea big

about this big (used with a hand gesture for an image)

It was about yea big.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2008

blacklist

1. a list of banned or undesirable people

2. to put someone on a list of banned or undesirable people

It seems that there are too many counties out there that will blacklist you if you are a citizen and disagree with them.

by The Return of Light Joker June 16, 2008

improv

improvisational theater, performances where the material is improvised on the spot while they already in progress.

I don't think we are ready for improv yet.

by The Return of Light Joker February 11, 2009

guesstimate

an approximation based on calculation

Before you guesstimate, do a little more research on the subject.

by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2010

tracks

scars caused by injecting drugs

he was taken in for questioning when they saw the tracks on his arms

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2008