The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

loose cannon

a very irresponsible person who is likely to cause destruction

How did such a loose cannon get into a position of authority?

by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2008

upchuck

to vomit, to empty ones stomach through one's mouth

Don't you upchuck on the rug.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2008

on the rocks

1. in a ruined condition

2. poured over ice(usually said of alcoholic beverages)

The global economy may be on the rocks, but that does not seem to have stopped anyone from enjoying a scotch on the rocks.

by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2009

like water off a duck's back

with no immediate or lasting consequence

I could tell them they are a burden but at this point it would be like water off a duck's back.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2011

clean the floor with

to defeat someone decisively

I will clean the floor with that punk.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2009

Kamikaze

Violent, reckless, suicidal, and self destructive (from the suicide attacks that the Japanese fighter pilots launched on American vehicles if they felt they were going to lose a fight)

This guy thought his Kamikaze strategy would usher in sucess for the team, but he was wrong.

by The Return of Light Joker June 6, 2009

woodpecker of mars

fly agaric, a poisonous and hallucinogenic mushroom.

He was in the emergency room thanks to the woodpecker of mars.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2010