pink lady

a capsule of secobarbital, a sedative drug

He was still in a stupor from taking the pink lady he pilfered from the office.

by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2010

kick ass and take names

to behave roughly and violently (from the image of an overly punitive authority figure in the military or police

All he wanted to do with his position was kick ass and take names.

by The Return of Light Joker January 07, 2008

paperweight

1.a useless or broken piece of equipment, especially electronic equipment

2. a serious student

The printer turned out to be a paperweight.

by The return of Light Joker January 21, 2011

buzzworthy

worthy of popular attention

This wannabe statesman is not buzzworthy. He is purely an attention whore.

by THe Return of Light Joker October 03, 2010

That's all she wrote

used to indicate the abrupt termination of something

They kicked his ass. That's all she wrote.

by The Return of Light Joker March 10, 2009

zilch

nothing, having a value of nothing, zero

That truck is worth zilch.

by The Return of Light Joker June 28, 2009

5-second rule

the belief that if one picks up food quickly after they drop it it is still good.

He choose to follow the 5-second rule despite the dubious way in which the floor was cleaned.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008