Nice work if you can get it

That would be pleasant to do. That would be fun (sometimes with sexual overtones)

He took them to the beach and got paid for it. Nice work if you can get it. What are you waiting for.

by The Return of Light Joker May 21, 2009

varnished

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.

by The Return of Light Joker November 25, 2010

soft soap

persuasion by blatant flattering

Don't give me that soft soap. I will not change my mind. I am determined to stand by my own beliefs.

by The Return of Light Joker November 02, 2011

spare tire

a bulge of fat around the waist

I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2008

long in the tooth

old, advanced in age(from the practice of judging a horse's age by the length of it's teeth)

The plumbing is a bit long in the tooth. It needs to be replaced.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2010

egg

1. to throw eggs at

2. a person

According to a news story from a few weeks ago a Russian man has told some youths "go ahead, egg my Hummer".

by The Return of Light Joker January 06, 2008

acid

Lysergic acid diethylamide, a hallucinogenic drug

He got caught with acid again.

by The Return of Light Joker September 14, 2007