The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

mesc

mescaline, a hallucinogenic drug

He was caught getting high off of the mesc that he stole.

by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2008

3 alarm fire

a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)

The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2010

piano legs

very large or thick legs

Her piano legs would surely attract a few taunts.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2009

nose rag

a handkerchief or tissue

Don't forget the nose rag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2010

kafooster

mere talk, especially exaggeration or just plain nonsense

Don't listen to all the kafooster that the tabloids spread.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2009

3 dollar bill

something obviously false, something fake (from the fact that there are no three dollar bills)

This jewel is a 3 dollar bill.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

unwind

to relax and rest

I can't unwind with that bastard lurking out there.

by The Return of Light Joker July 23, 2011