3 alarm fire

a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)

The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2010

whisky dick

a case of erectile dysfunction do to excessive alcohol consumption

I think he had whisky dick, because slept downstairs in his girlfriend's apartment after getting back from the bar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 10, 2009

hands-on

1. active and practical

2. controlled manually rather than automatically.

My teacher has a hands-on policy.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 29, 2007

out of line

1. behaving improperly

2. not in accordance with what is expected

He skipped class. he's way out of line.

by The Return of Light Joker February 12, 2008

joined at the hip

absolutely inseparable, (implying as inseparable as conjoined twins attached at the hip)

The pastor was joined at the hip with his church. He just wouldn't leave.

by The Return of Light Joker January 09, 2011

act of congress

an authorization that is hard to obtain in a reasonable amount of time.

It should not take an act of congress to solve an issue of car and pedestrian traffic.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2011

maypole

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010