bag

1. the scrotum

2. a condom

3. an envelope of illegal drugs

4. a woman's breast

5. to get

6. to arrest

7. to break into a place with the intention of secretly investigating something

8. to criticize someone
After masturbating excessively for so long, he had a wrinkled bag.
by The Return of Light Joker April 21, 2009
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card shark

a skilled card player (no longer is the word necessarily pejorative)
A card shark was strutting his stuff at the other table.
by The Return of LIght Joker March 04, 2009
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headache

This is the biggest headache for the company since the lawsuit for libel.
by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2009
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rob someone blind

1. to steal, especially stealing all or most of what someone has

2. to overcharge someone
He almost robbed them blind. (example of rob someone blind)
by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2010
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no-frills

restricted to what is essential or with no ornamentation
A no-frills vacation package was reintroduced to consumers.
by The Return of Light Joker October 01, 2009
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abandominium

an abandoned, still standing house or apartment where the homeless or people with illegal occupations or habits take shelter
The Police claimed they could not get enough funds to check the abandominium for crackheads.
by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2008
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out of line


1. behaving improperly

2. not in accordance with what is expected
He skipped class. he's way out of line.
by The Return of Light Joker February 13, 2008
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