The Return of Light Joker's definitions

yell bloody murder

to scream and complain very loudly

The protest started out peaceful, but as it degraded more and more, the crowds began to yell bloody murder.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

flat tire

1. a impotent man

2. a flaccid penis

3. a stupid or useless person

4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe

He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2011

xan

a tablet of alprazolam,a short acting benzodiazapine

Don't even touch that bottle of xan.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008

chapter and verse

1. An exact detailed account

2. the guiding principals

(from the practice of religious Christians, especially, Protestants, of quoting exact bible passages to support arguments)

He quoted the that old story chapter and verse when he found out about my less than ethical friends.

by The Return of Light Joker October 22, 2010

vart

a release of air from the vagina, often done inadvertantly after copulation

I though she would let out a vart, but nothing happened.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2010

Ride coattails

to increase one's reputation through connections to someone with a better reputation

He Rode his friend's coattails to get privileges otherwise reserved for Corporate executives. (example of Ride coattails)

by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2009

foam at the mouth

1. to be absolutely furious

2. to be sexually excited

2. to be overly excited about anything

Why is it that you always foam at the mouth when you see that cheerleader?

by The Return of Light joker March 15, 2011