firewater

He had too much firewater and he passed out.
by The Return of Light Joker September 17, 2010
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gunslinger

an armed criminal( from a broad term referencing the old west, sometimes used for bandits and outlaws)
Stay away from that gunslinger.
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in a fog

Your son was in a fog because he was drunk last night.
by The Return of Light Joker November 09, 2009
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make waves

to cause a disturbance, to cause trouble
Don't make waves if you want to get through the difficulties.
by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2008
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flattened fauna

a dead animal (or dead animals) in the road
Although deer make up the smallest number of the reported flattened fauna, they are one of the most infamous examples because they instinctively run in the direction of the hazard.
by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010
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evergreen

1. something that remains perennially fresh, or interesting, something enduring

2. an article that is billed as news but is really penetrating analysis (from the notion that such material is perdurably useful)
I just had to call bullshit on the latest evergreen article the collage's paper published.
by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2011
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liberate

He must have attempted to liberate a frozen dinner from their house, because they jumped down his throat the next day.
by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2009
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