The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

Shampoo

champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)

I almost forgot the shampoo.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2010

Queen Anne's Lace

Marijuana (from the name a plant that is also known as the wild carrot)

They had queen Anne's lace growing everywhere in there.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2010

Vegetable garden

A place where comatose patients are kept.

He was lucky to come out of the Vegetable garden alive.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

'droid

a mindless or robot like person (from android)

That guy is the biggest 'droid on the campus.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

tanglefoot

any alcoholic beverage(from the negative effects drinking has one's ability to stand and walk)

I think you need to lay off the tanglefoot.

by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2010

3 alarm fire

a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)

The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2010

anal applause

an audible release of intestinal gas through the anus

That anal applause would have peel the paint of of the walls of my basement.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2010