The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

kryptonite

1. the weakness of an otherwise invulnerable or confident person (especially a heroic person), Achilles' heel

2. crystallized, smokeable cocaine

His only kryptonite was his obsession with political opinions.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2010

nobody home

there are no brains in this persons head, this person is crazy or stupid

I hat to to say it but there's nobody home. He's knows nothing about reality.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2010

YMMV

Your mileage may vary, It worked for me but it may not work for you

It worked with my siblings but YMMV.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2010

attention whore

a person who will do anything to get attention

Don't be such an attention whore. We will get to your story soon.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2010

finger lickin good

exceptionally delicious (possibly for a slogan from KFC)

Those ribs were finger lickin good.

by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2010

bracelets

a pair of handcuffs

You'll end up wearing bracelets if you don't watch what you get into.

by The Return of Light Joker April 10, 2010

Indy 500

the Indianapolis 500, an annual car race

Rather than take the time to get to the Indy 500 just to see it we just went to see a movie.

by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2010