turkey

1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person
The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.
by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2010
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dinosaur

1. a person or organization with very old-fashion values

2. something obsolete, especially a machine
I don't think that dinosaur will help us much.
by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2011
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jacket

A criminal record (form the term for the cardboard folders that held them)
Can't anyone find the jacket for this guy?
by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010
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bumbershoot

an umbrella (one of the few U.S. slang terms used for the device)
My bumbershoot is busted.
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5 spot

Do you have a 5 spot availible?
by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2009
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make waves

to cause a disturbance, to cause trouble
Don't make waves if you want to get through the difficulties.
by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2008
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