The Real Driller's definitions

grandma grunt

Term used to refer to elderly drivers who drive slow. Male equivalent is grandpa grunt.

Come on, grandma grunt. The speed limit is 60km/h and you're only going 40!

by The Real Driller July 5, 2021

PooTrap

A small baggie you magnetically clamp around the edges of a dog's butt which collects the crap they take while on a walk, eliminating the need to pick up after them.

Walking your dog just got easier with the PooTrap! No poops, no oops!

by The Real Driller October 12, 2023

dyslexy

Derogatory term for a person with dyslexia, characterized by their difficulty trying to read. It is often used to insult people who can't read or act like they may have dyslexia, or in some cases a dummy.

Kyle: Dude, this guy can't read; he is a total dyslexy!
Chris: Sure is.
Dislexy guy: Hey, stop calling me that!

by The Real Driller July 16, 2021

Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.

Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po

by The Real Driller October 30, 2021

oshi baiting

The practice of commenting under your oshi's media or mentioning them anywhere on social media with the end goal of attracting their attention.

Kyle: Dude, I'm going to make a PC-98 Touhou-style Remix of Riko's theme from Mystical Power Plant!
Chris: Hey, can you stop oshi baiting? You often do it by adding a huge number of hashtags to your posts so you can get attention. You also spam mention your favorite character in every reply on Twitter.
Kyle: But I like this character...

by The Real Driller December 28, 2024

metal slime

One of the most difficult enemies to kill in Dragon Quest, thanks to their high defense and immunity to magic. Only those who are lucky can kill them before they otherwise run away. Once they do die, they usually give a large number of experience points.

If you end up encountering a horde of metal slimes, you'll have a chance of killing one or two of them. I managed to land a critical hit on two of them. Additionally, I happened to kill a liquid metal slime on my first try.

by The Real Driller May 6, 2022

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022