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Definitions by The Real Driller

DeSantis World 

What Ron DeSantis wants to rename Disney World. Or perhaps the entirety of Florida.
Kyle: You know what? If Ron DeSantis turns Florida into DeSantis World, we are moving to California.
Chris: Yeah, that's a good idea. DeSantis is such a dictatoral dipcrap.

Java Auto Update 

An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.
Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!
I heard my boss resigned yesterday. The reason? It was confirmed he had become an ALSie because of Lou Gehrig's Disease.
ALSie by The Real Driller April 18, 2023
Chinese version of Electronic Arts. They suffer the same problems of buying companies and transferring their ownership to the Chinese government, as well as being greedy in their individual games.
Tencent by The Real Driller March 19, 2023

spiny shell

The blue thing that every Mario Kart player fears the most. Destroying friendships since late 1996. It's essentially a way to bring the leader of the race to last, ruining their day.
You know, that moment where you spend the whole race in first, only to get hit by a spiny shell several hundred meters before the finish line? I sure do, and I wish they never existed in the first place.
spiny shell by The Real Driller March 17, 2023

Promote your YouTube video here 

That ad you now see under every definition. Let's face it. 100,000 impressions for $100? Nobody will obviously watch it.
Wow, Urban Dictionary is now doing YouTube promotions. All you do now is click Promote your YouTube video here, choose a video, link your YouTube account, and bam.

snotface 

Derogatory term for a person who has a cold and spreads the virus to others.
Kyle: You have a cold?
Chris: Yes, and my fat slug father is partly to blame for this. He had been coughing and sneezing everywhere for the past two days. That freaking snotface sneezed in my face. Instead of using tissues, he used me. Screw him.
snotface by The Real Driller March 7, 2023