Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
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by The Real Driller August 30, 2022
Get the Poor Old Man mug.My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.
by The Real Driller October 30, 2021
Get the Wi Fi bat po mug.The unemployment office in the state of Pennsylvania. The system was much better in the past until a Facebook Update in the summer of 2021 completely overhauled the system.
The customer service system became is now one of the worst in the US. If you contact them for help, they clearly refuse to fix your issue. They log your issue with a ticket number and force you to wait for three weeks due to 70,000 people being ahead of you. And when they contact you, you'll end up missing the call and getting an email instead, forcing you to open a new ticket and wait three more weeks because your issue was not resolved.
If you ever experienced this, just contact a lawyer and sue the crap out of the Commonwealth of PA.
And this is from a Commonwealth of PA employee.
The customer service system became is now one of the worst in the US. If you contact them for help, they clearly refuse to fix your issue. They log your issue with a ticket number and force you to wait for three weeks due to 70,000 people being ahead of you. And when they contact you, you'll end up missing the call and getting an email instead, forcing you to open a new ticket and wait three more weeks because your issue was not resolved.
If you ever experienced this, just contact a lawyer and sue the crap out of the Commonwealth of PA.
And this is from a Commonwealth of PA employee.
Kyle: Dude, the PA unemployment system now is awful. All they did was set up a ticketing system forcing you to wait weeks for a response to your issue.
Chris: Yeah, I'm still waiting for my ticket to be rung up. It's been a week now.
Chris: Yeah, I'm still waiting for my ticket to be rung up. It's been a week now.
by The Real Driller October 21, 2021
Get the PA Unemployment mug.Derogatory term for a person with dyslexia, characterized by their difficulty trying to read. It is often used to insult people who can't read or act like they may have dyslexia, or in some cases a dummy.
Kyle: Dude, this guy can't read; he is a total dyslexy!
Chris: Sure is.
Dislexy guy: Hey, stop calling me that!
Chris: Sure is.
Dislexy guy: Hey, stop calling me that!
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Get the dyslexy mug.More and more Republicans are voting to not elect Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House, leading to the House Clerk declaring that a speaker has not been elected.
by The Real Driller January 05, 2023
Get the a speaker has not been elected mug.Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.
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Get the What's in Your Wallet? mug.Krebs: It's time for us to look at a picture of a fish. Fish fish fish fish fish.
Dolfy: Stop saying that, and enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)
Krebs: Fish.
Dolfy: Stop saying that, and enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)
Krebs: Fish.
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