The Real Beast.'s definitions

Oliver

A dude who hooks you up with the woman you spend the rest of your life with… A Sasha, who is a bitch but she loves you.

I am so happy now when I see my Sasha cause he olivered me.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Belle

A woman who can bitch slap you and make you smile at the same time.

I saw her eyes and I knew it was coming and then she belled me, my head turned to the side and when it ratcheted back I was left smiling.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Kevin

A dude who gives people cash that need it like the wealthy tip concierges, with the cash folded in their palm and they shake your hand.

I didn’t know how I was gonna get home and he kevined me and when I opened my hand their was 200$.

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Amelia-ed

When a beautiful woman drives to your neighboring town and brings you your favorite nostalgic food

I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

Cissy

A guy who is overly cautious. But if you knew why you might at least understand if not sympathize.

Chris said, “Topher, you are a Cissy if you don’t let your son play football. Topher replied, “ I have had four concussions, how many have you had, Chris?

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023

Watsoning

When someone leaves a turd in your toilet for you to find.

The local locksmith likes to break in people’s houses and has been watsoning my neighbors, by leaving a big nasty turd in their toilet.

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023

Colberting

When someone with a huge audience finds one guy to focus almost all of his negative attention on.

Phillip Marlowe, the influencer is Colberting TayVis by dropping shade bombs on her cats masseuse.

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023