Ben

A guy who welcomes you into his world even though you know you don’t belong there and he knows that too. So he rallies all the community to welcome you to the community by small gestures like dropping by some leftovers right when you get home from work and just happen to be exhausted.
I thought that guy hated me and he benned me by dropping by some paella his gorgeous wife made.
by The Real Beast. October 05, 2023
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Belle

A woman who can bitch slap you and make you smile at the same time.
I saw her eyes and I knew it was coming and then she belled me, my head turned to the side and when it ratcheted back I was left smiling.
by The Real Beast. October 05, 2023
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Sasha

She is more than a trophy and she’s not perfect but damn close. She has cat eyes and a great jawline. But this cat doesn’t purr, she roars. She knows when to stay, she knows when to leave, but most importantly…she knows when to come back.
When I saw her I had started to think of her and I did a double take and knew she was a Sasha.
by The Real Beast. October 05, 2023
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Kevin

A dude who gives people cash that need it like the wealthy tip concierges, with the cash folded in their palm and they shake your hand.
I didn’t know how I was gonna get home and he kevined me and when I opened my hand their was 200$.
by The Real Beast. October 05, 2023
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Tophered

A man who get pretty clean but kinda misses what made him unclean.
He thought he’d be better and when he realized he was just better off we all knew he got Tophered.
by The Real Beast. October 05, 2023
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Oliver

A dude who hooks you up with the woman you spend the rest of your life with… A Sasha, who is a bitch but she loves you.
I am so happy now when I see my Sasha cause he olivered me.
by The Real Beast. October 05, 2023
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Topher

His feet know where they want him to go.
He wonders why He is still stuck somewhere between I’m so Lonesome I could Cry by Hank Williams Sr and Straight Cold Player by Lenny Kravitz. He knows He is finished Kryptonite by Three Doors Down and Broken- hearted Savior by Big Head Todd and Your own Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. He hopes to be working the Good Stuff.

He likes pastoral scenery and has a natural relationship with animals.
Yes, that’s Topher in the watchcap.
by The Real Beast. October 05, 2023
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