abstraveritaphobia

the fear of having a abstracted reality or a reality that just isn't quite right

person 1 :the walls are melting im afraid of this, i have abstraveritaphobia
person 2 : liminal spaces scare me, i also have abstraveritaphobia

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Oatmenphobia

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kids named cudley when you throw a brick at their forehead

person 1: oh fuck its crudley
crudley: *brick noises*

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the quaker oats man :i wanna fuck grug
the quaker oats man :same

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person 1: I feel like time slows down sometimes and it scares me
person 2: thats probably chronophobia

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a group of people who are so heavily autistic they can be considered a vegetable

person 1 : hey look at those peppers

the peppers : hey we have feelings too
person 1 : no you don't

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a bad artist who couldn't get accepted in art school in Germany and instead became influential for a large audience

person 1 : i am vicebean

person 2 : hail to the führer

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