The Quaker Oats man's definitions

crudley

kids named cudley when you throw a brick at their forehead

person 1: oh fuck its crudley
crudley: *brick noises*

by The Quaker Oats man August 22, 2024

peppers

a group of people who are so heavily autistic they can be considered a vegetable

person 1 : hey look at those peppers

the peppers : hey we have feelings too
person 1 : no you don't

by The Quaker Oats man April 19, 2024

abstraveritaphobia

the fear of having a abstracted reality or a reality that just isn't quite right

person 1 :the walls are melting im afraid of this, i have abstraveritaphobia
person 2 : liminal spaces scare me, i also have abstraveritaphobia

by The Quaker Oats man April 19, 2024

chronophobia

the fear of time and the perception of it changing

person 1: I feel like time slows down sometimes and it scares me
person 2: thats probably chronophobia

by The Quaker Oats man April 19, 2024

vicebean

a bad artist who couldn't get accepted in art school in Germany and instead became influential for a large audience

person 1 : i am vicebean

person 2 : hail to the führer

by The Quaker Oats man August 1, 2023

grug

the sexy

the quaker oats man :i wanna fuck grug
the quaker oats man :same

by The Quaker Oats man August 1, 2023

Oatmenphobia

The severe fear of the Quaker Oats man

Person 1 : I have oatmenphobia
Person 2 : what the hell is that

by The Quaker Oats man May 20, 2022