Boobs

Something guys have to look at while talking to girls.

"Okay, Why do women have boobs? So that guys can have something to look at while talking to them!"
-Family Guy-

by The Puerto Rican Jew May 27, 2005

Puerto Rican Joystick

A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.

I asked Steph and Morgan for a Puerto Rican Joystick and they laughed in my face.

by The Puerto Rican Jew May 27, 2005

Fluffy Bunny

When a guy smashes a bottle over a girl's head, shoves a baseball bat up her asshole and rides her down a flight of stairs.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I gave her a fluffy bunny while we rode down an escalator.

by The Puerto Rican Jew April 29, 2005

Raisinets

The effect cold water has on a man's ball sack.

"That shower was freezing, my balls have totally shrivalled to raisinets."

by The Puerto Rican Jew May 28, 2005

Asian Blindfold

A piece of Dental Floss.

Kevin Yen thought we lost power when I blind folded him with dental floss.

by The Puerto Rican Jew April 29, 2005