When you have explosive diarrhea. You rush to the toilet barely get your pants down or squat. When all holy hell breaks loose. Like a howitzer packed with Dinty More beefstew. Hitting the bowl, flush valve, tank and wall. With an unholy stench of dripping turkey giblet ass gravy!
After eating at golden coral. Fifteen minutes later I had to hit the 'head' ( naval term for toilet ).
I barley got my pants down. When kabooooom !
I let loose with the Gravy Cannon!
The blast pattern covered the bowl and most of the wall.
ass gravy ass grenade
I barley got my pants down. When kabooooom !
I let loose with the Gravy Cannon!
The blast pattern covered the bowl and most of the wall.
ass gravy ass grenade
by The Prospect September 10, 2013
The next step above a Chud Stuffer
An ignorant cuckold that panders to a smelly nasty cittage cheese cunt oozing Fupasloth. A Boston and southern Massachusetts slang term for a guy that hangs around a morbidly obese shiester. And how he likes her odiferous ementations coming from her genital region. .
An ignorant cuckold that panders to a smelly nasty cittage cheese cunt oozing Fupasloth. A Boston and southern Massachusetts slang term for a guy that hangs around a morbidly obese shiester. And how he likes her odiferous ementations coming from her genital region. .
George is in complete denial about fat Wendy's scamming the system. And selling food stamps on the back page.
George is just a Queef Weevil attracted to her cunt stench. He will follow he anywhere.
George is just a Queef Weevil attracted to her cunt stench. He will follow he anywhere.
by The Prospect June 02, 2017
A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.
Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.
by The Prospect April 30, 2008
The King of snitches! A Obtuse individual in a leadership position. Making up standards as he goes along and never adhering to the moraly right. A piss poor leader of the lowest form. Out for himself and his convoluted ideals.
by The Prospect April 30, 2008
similar to a bitch but with qualities of a shit talker,douche bag and rat fuck all rolled into one.
A prag one who takes the whole piece of man meat either in the mouth or in the ass ( metaphoricaly speaking)
A prag one who takes the whole piece of man meat either in the mouth or in the ass ( metaphoricaly speaking)
Soldier 1: Ssg.B is a fucking punk for pulling all his stupid shit on the troops.
Soldier 2: Yeah i agree he is a real credit to the shit bag
exitance
Soldier 2: Yeah i agree he is a real credit to the shit bag
exitance
by The Prospect May 03, 2008
A shit talker, douche bag, rat fuck soldier in the Army National Guard. Who thinks he is the most high speed troop in the whole theater of operation. Just because he plays call of duty 4 and reads every military storybook amazon has available. Some one who fakes in order to get a purple heart, CAB ( combat action badge ), Bronze star or army comendation medal.
Did gunner realy earn that CAB? No bro he cut holes in his canopy cover, he was never shot at what a shit bag!
Hey did Dever realy earn that purple heart? No Bro he just snivled about a scratch he got gettin out of the truck, what a shit bag!
Hey did Dever realy earn that purple heart? No Bro he just snivled about a scratch he got gettin out of the truck, what a shit bag!
by The Prospect May 04, 2008
An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.
Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!
When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!
Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.
Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!
When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!
Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
by The Prospect September 20, 2013