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LUMPA

A low skilled construction laborer. Slang used in the Boston Masaachusetts area. To describe any laborer in the building trades.
Hey did you see Donny got a job with Smedley Contruction.

Yeah that fahhkin 'tahhd is just a LUMPA. He doesn't even know how to mud drywall.

laborer apprentice idiot
by The Prospect March 2, 2015
mugGet the LUMPAmug.

texas truck skiing

When an upstanding American citizen who owns a truck.

Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.
Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.

A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.

Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?

Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me
by The Prospect December 11, 2013
mugGet the texas truck skiingmug.

company commander

An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.

Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!

When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!

Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips
Captain Pillai sucked as a CO
Company Commander
by The Prospect September 19, 2013
mugGet the company commandermug.

shit bag

A shit talker, douche bag, rat fuck soldier in the Army National Guard. Who thinks he is the most high speed troop in the whole theater of operation. Just because he plays call of duty 4 and reads every military storybook amazon has available. Some one who fakes in order to get a purple heart, CAB ( combat action badge ), Bronze star or army comendation medal.
Did gunner realy earn that CAB? No bro he cut holes in his canopy cover, he was never shot at what a shit bag!

Hey did Dever realy earn that purple heart? No Bro he just snivled about a scratch he got gettin out of the truck, what a shit bag!
by The Prospect May 3, 2008
mugGet the shit bagmug.

gravy cannon

When you have explosive diarrhea. You rush to the toilet barely get your pants down or squat. When all holy hell breaks loose. Like a howitzer packed with Dinty More beefstew. Hitting the bowl, flush valve, tank and wall. With an unholy stench of dripping turkey giblet ass gravy!
After eating at golden coral. Fifteen minutes later I had to hit the 'head' ( naval term for toilet ).
I barley got my pants down. When kabooooom !
I let loose with the Gravy Cannon!
The blast pattern covered the bowl and most of the wall.

ass gravy ass grenade
by The Prospect September 10, 2013
mugGet the gravy cannonmug.

queef weevil

The next step above a Chud Stuffer
An ignorant cuckold that panders to a smelly nasty cittage cheese cunt oozing Fupasloth. A Boston and southern Massachusetts slang term for a guy that hangs around a morbidly obese shiester. And how he likes her odiferous ementations coming from her genital region. .
George is in complete denial about fat Wendy's scamming the system. And selling food stamps on the back page.

George is just a Queef Weevil attracted to her cunt stench. He will follow he anywhere.
by The Prospect June 2, 2017
mugGet the queef weevilmug.

snitch

A brother who rats, rolls over or turns into Sammy the bull Gravano. A shit talker with an agenda to get what he wants.
Soldier 1) Teddy from 747 MP Co is a fucking snitch cuz he tattled to Ssg.B about a comment on my space.

Soldier 2) What a rat SNITCH mother fucker!

Soldier 1) thats ok snitches get stitches what goes around comes around.
by The Prospect May 3, 2008
mugGet the snitchmug.

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