35 definitions by The Professor

Booleanographer

One certified in Internet Searching by the International Booleanography Society at Roni00.com

Nigel couldn't find the lyrics for his favorite song, so he called upon the local Booleanographer. Needless to say, the result was good.

by The Professor February 10, 2005

motherfucker

If a couple had a child and attempt to have another or just plain having sex, then the man is a motherfucker due to the fact that the man's spouse became a mother after having a child. Hence making the man(father) a motherfucker.

Your father is a motherfucker.

by The Professor April 1, 2003

linkmy

A word that describes anything, particularily to replace a word that is on the tip of ones tongue.

Have you got the linkmy?

Wheres the linky gone?

by The Professor February 26, 2004

stare

to make a fool of oneself by gazing in the direction of someone for a long time unknowingly

He was staring at me and I didn't like it...so I shot him.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

apropos

by the way

And then I ate the tuna sandwich.
Apropos, the stock in tuna companies is rising...

by The Professor June 29, 2004

break up

1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick

2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.

by The Professor August 22, 2003

foil

A thrusting weapon used in fencing.

He scored a point by putting the point of his foil on his opponent's torso.

by The Professor November 8, 2003