Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The Pitman Poet.

Groomham

A grubby little South Yorkshire town famous for the grooming gang scandal

“Hello there, where do you live? Sadly and rather ashamedly I was born in Groomham!

A group of Whales going on an hen party to Blackpool

Look at the blubber on display, there’s a marriage pod bound for a hen night in Blackpool

My Gran and grandad love living in their Council Zimmerlow.

Carol my transgender friend was quite a legend, her forte was giving Transhead.