Definitions by The Pimp's Bologna

Skanal 

The act of combining two of America's greatest past times: anal sex and skittles.

Skanal is known to be an office party favorite.

Skanal by The Pimp's Bologna February 3, 2009

Montague Tubesock 

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

Montague Tubesock by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

ra 

The sound someone makes when they say the words: "right here" really fast.

Right Here
righ her
rag he
ra ha
ra

ra by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

Missouri Forklift  

When a man turns a women's vagina inside out, and gives the inside out vag a blowjob.

Tina- "What's wrong Miranda, do you have cramps?"

Miranda- "Nah, me and Frank did a Missouri Forklift last night, my vag is killing me."

Missouri Forklift by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008

gouch gremlin

The little hairs that dwell in your gouch. They are almost impossible to remove via scissors or razor. They sit and sit and don't get any bigger so you don't know they're there, and sometimes when you shit, little pieces get caught in the gouch gremlins, which sometimes leads to some form of surgery.

Tim tried to clean himself after that monster shit, but the gouch gremlins made it extremely difficult. So Tim shot himself.

gouch gremlin by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008

Rectal Hamburger 

The spot at the top of your ass where the cheeks meet, but their is no hole behind them yet.

Mr. Spiffy tried sodomizing Frank, but to no prevail, because he was trying to penetrate the rectal hamburger, it fooled him!

Rectal Hamburger by The Pimp's Bologna February 28, 2008

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.

Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

Russian Turntable by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008