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Definitions by The Peanut Butter Falcon

Enchantment 

A slang term for an STD (sexually transmitted disease) such as AIDS or Herpes.
Ian forgot to pack condoms when he went to his girlfriend’s house, but decided to have sex with her anyway. As a result, he obtained an enchantment and had to visit a doctor.

Unsharted Waters

A media website of any kind on the internet where no one has ever shitposted anything; very few have sailed through usharted waters…
Person 1: “Wow, literally no one has said anything bad about my last Reddit post.”

Person 2: “That’s cuz you’re in Unsharted Waters, man.”
Founded in 2022, “Chevin” was a word coined when someone attempted to type “Kevin” into a google search, but a typo gave them this word instead. This is a word used when you are completely out of ideas.
Person 1: “Where did you get that necklace?
Person 2: “Chevin.”

True-Lefty 

A person who is left handed, but uses their left hand for EVERYTHING, not just writing.
Mark claimed that he was left handed, but was shadowed by James who was the True-Lefty.

Leaf Bagging

Essentially the lesser version of a sandbagger. Gives no effort to anything of value in life, and fails to acknowledge warnings people give them about doing so.
Jeffrey was leaf bagging his calculus homework, and as a result he got a fifty on it. His teacher and his his parents scolded him for his poor score but he just shrugged it off and wen to his room to play Terraria.

Hostile Iranian Airspace 

A somewhat rare occurrence in which you and someone you had a crush on almost dated but then had a sudden hateful relationship toward one another.
Jimmy had flown into Hostile Iranian Airspace when he and who he thought was his soulmate got into an argument about which brand of barbecue sauce is the best.

Uno Reverse-Carded 

When someone is rejected or friend zoned, they have been “uno reverse-carded.”
Person 1: Hey how was your day?
Person 2: It was awful, man. I got uno reverse-carded by Emily.

Person 1: Aw that sucks dude. You can come to my house for a Dr. Pepper.