The Overmind's definitions

Figets

The correct spelling of the word fidgets - that is, if the correct spelling for digits is didgits...

He figets with his didgits endlessly; it gets rather annoying.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Weapons of Weight Destruction

George Bush's countermeasure to weapons of mass destruction. Never told to the United States public.

Trying to use the metric system, eh? Then we shall build bigger weapons using standard units!

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Choke the computer

Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.

Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*

by The Overmind June 30, 2004

Instable Operating System

An operating system prone to crashing - commonly referred by newbs as an Instable Computer - however, calling it such is incorrect.

Windows XP is an instable operating system. It tends to crash when documents remain unsaved for long periods of time.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Needs to Call Enzyte

Another way to say sombody is unhappy. Those smiling people on the Enzyte commercials are scary.

Looks like Tom over there needs to call Enzyte. He's been really upset lately.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Rich Dummy Talk

The use of bogus technical terms used mainly by salesmen and people with low IQ to try to impress others - usually ends in the person sounding absolutely genius around other idiots or incredibly stupid around a person who actually uses his or her brain.

Idiot: Dude, my new computer has 16 quantum rapid pipeline array multitasking engines, 32 supercharged bit array analyzers, and 4 scanline 8-bit button-mapping process interrupters!

Intelligent Person: Wow, you must really love rich dummy talk - that computer was outdated 4 years ago and you just spent $3000 for it.

by The Overmind September 13, 2006