The Original Agahnim's definitions

Selfless

Not having an ego that is bloated like a bubble.

That selfless guy fell into a vat of acid at work like the joker did in Batman they say. What if somebody thought he was trying to take the one company joker slot available, and put him in the acid vat before he could send their circus packing? Anything is possible. What kind of a maniac would want a guy like that dead though?

by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021

Udaho

A place that doesn't show up on any map but the synaptic map of a fruitcake.

Where is Udaho Charly?

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

ChiKing

A chicken sandwich. Every restaurant has one, so there's not a whole lot original about it.

The ChiKing didn't want to be the Whopper's match, the ChiKing wanted to be the Whopper. All the love people had for the Whopper, and what the people who market the ChiKing were rallying for, they didn't get why people loved the Whopper so much, and what they saw as loyalty to the Whopper by people who ordered one over the years, the people that marketed the ChiKing wanted all that to themselves, the love and the loyalty.

by The Original Agahnim July 19, 2021

Cynic

Someone that tells you there's a light at the end of the tunnel, since if a cynic doesn't put everybody in the tunnel in the first place, there is just light with no tunnel at the end of it.

The cynic rabbit will tell you there's light at the end of the hole, but not everybody wants to hide in a hole forever, even if there is a fox or a snake nearby.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Boys of Summer

Sounds like a bad from Kansas.

The Boys of Summer, they're not going to be around much longer, Kansas is trying to get rid of them and consolidate their act, they're a dying breed.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

She

An entity as questionable as any other, including he.

She might not openly claim to be the boss, but she was a boss baby as a kid when nobody was looking. She is still the same person she always was, just like everyone else is the same person they always were.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

Misinformer

Not everybody becomes an informer to a government official, since not everyone has a path to power on their mind.

The misinformer girl would laugh about what happened with the governor when she wasn't on camera or in front of a crowd, but would put a serious poker face on when she was talking in detail about everything she claimed the governor did to her.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021