Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Bubble 

A way of treating athletes like children.

The athletes were expected to live in a bubble the bubbly girl did not want them to burst.

Bubble by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Bubble 

A way to treat athletes like children.

The athletes were expected to live in a bubble someone did not want them to burst.

Bubble by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Malibu's Most Wanted 

A satire/parody about the life of a white hip hop legend named B-Rad that lives in the basement of a mansion.

Don't you miss Malibu's Most Wanted?

Malibu's Most Wanted by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Short king/queen 

Someone that makes bad things happen to people that piss him/her off.

If you see a short king/queen, you might as well piss him/her off, even if it costs you. Life is worth losing, and if ending up on your knees is your other choice, being on your toes doesn't seem like such a bad idea even if it does at first.

Short king/queen by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Malibu's Most Wanted 

A rare example of satire from Generation X, as old as some people might think the movie is now.

Malibu's Most Wanted was one of the few movies that dared to look at things differently than Eminem or Vanilla Ice without being arrogant about it.

Malibu's Most Wanted by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Tables 

Sometimes the tables turn, and sometimes, as much as some people hate things not changing, they stay exactly the way they were.

Tables don't always turn, and they're not guaranteed to turn.

Tables by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

Crybully 

A dork who's a bully, a dork that is always defensive, always has an excuse to keep someone from getting something done or to fuck with/sabotage their life, or always has another image/name to try and pretend they're not still the same dork they were as a kid, and therefore has no redeemable values whatsoever.

Lindsay the whinebully didn't even have the heart to cry real tears, because the crybully was always defensive and always tried desperately to convince everyone around her that she didn't give a fuck what anybody thought of her when it was all she ever thought about, what people thought of her/what her image looked like to others. Usually she always tried to act/look tough to keep from getting eaten alive, though it wasn't effective with people that knew her well, therefore she hated them.

Crybully by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021