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John Stamos

Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021
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Company

The dork thought she owned the company because her mother worked there. Kind of like the way Percy thinks he owns the prison because his daddy is the warden.
by The Original Agahnim July 25, 2021
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Selfless

Not having a bloated ego.
That selfless guy fell into a vat of acid at work, kind of like the joker did in Batman. What kind of maniac wanted him dead?
by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021
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Court system

Like the grief/tragedy sympathy industry, the court system doesn't give a fuck about you, they're not on your side.
Of course the court system will defend vaccine mandates and limiting people's rights to refuse a vaccine, people have no rights, and trying to fight for them in court is a waste of their time.
by The Original Agahnim December 6, 2021
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Umbrella Corporation

The omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent entity based loosely on the world.
Meet Adolf, the (clandestine) brilliant fuhrer behind Umbrella Corporation.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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Portal

Paulie Mussolini from Leavenworth thought he met a guy who was a human like him, just a regular blue spy from Compton, until he got pulled through a portal with the guy, that was when he realized he was not in Kansas anymore.
Paulie didn't apprehend or interrogate the blue spy on time since he had to follow the guy through the portal and bring him back to reality where he could be appreheded and interrogated.
by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021
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National Hate Day

The day people get to openly hate each other without having to pretend to love one another like they do the rest of the year.
She wanted to take their National Hate Day celebration, the one day they didn't have to repress all the nascent negativity, not only because she was too weak to acknowledge her own negative feelings, but she also needed to keep her image/reputation of false love/light/positivity intact.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
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