The Original Agahnim's definitions

Newsboy hat

A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.

If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Plain

Lifeless, edgeless, bland.

The crybully claimed to be colorful and different, but was about as plain and bossy as anybody could get, and it wasn't like her mother and father, or other family members really made her that way by being authoritarian with her. She never got her ass whooped by either parent as a kid, she never really even got ordered about by either parent or other family members, perhaps an occasional straightening out was about all anybody was allowed to do to her.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

two hundred percent

Why wouldn't an athlete feel like 100 percent was enough, especially when you're hardly ever near one hundred percent most of the time?

Two hundred percent seems like it would blow out the athlete before the athlete was finished with the season or retirement.

by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

Evil

Evil people don't turn evil, they just wear a good humanitarian facade (though not every humanitarian is superficial or evil, it's just a good place to hide in plain sight for those that are, among people the word thinks of as wonderful) in public, they try and light up the world with talk and preaching about equality, desegregation, justice, and things that sound good to a broad audience rather than a narrow, exclusive one (Hitler did the same thing by talking about peace and prosperity), but their true nature isn't as broadly known, as only a few people know about isolated incidents from the past that they found disturbing about the evil person (almost invisible from the outside observer).

He/she had always been evil and sleazy, even as a kid, but most of his/her audience didn't actually know much about his/her life or past beyond the public facade, the face the community at large saw most of the time, the one they thought was the real version of them.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

Unicycle bracelet

A bracelet made of unicycle parts.

She had a unicycle bracelet to go with her valve stem nose ring.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

Blues

Something that must go beyond just getting on someone's nerves.

They would cry when they saw the white guy because they knew that he was going to give them the blues again.

There he is, he's going to make brown people fuckin miserable today, well really he's going to make everybody fuckin miserable, even his own kind.

by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021

Celibate

Without sex.

There are things worse than a life without sex, drugs, vaccines, or masks, even if those things seem popular to a crowd. Not everybody gets much time to be celibate in life, so a guy that has the option to get celibate and stand or get laid and fall in line for a vaccine knows it isn't a choice to panic over.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021