Someone that got made fun of a lot in school then becomes a murderous socialite later in life to show the world how badass she really was along (even if it was the hitman that did her actual dirty work).
The black widow wasn't the one that bit her husband's head off, she was much too cowardly for that, she had to have a hitman he never met or suspected to be a hitman shoot him dead. She was someone that would never see in the mirror the dork everyone else saw when they looked at her.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. The kind of non Jewish female that hid among the popular crowd in high school until an oppurtune time, such as somebody she wanted to ostracize standing up to her, then she claimed to be the underdog as a defense mechanism to keep herself from getting hit.
The Poor little JAP had a mutable image, but no mute button for her mouth, which was unfortunate for everyone at her school.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
Get the Poor little JAPmug. The kinds of birds and bees that think marching or putting signs or posters everywhere is solidifying or hardening them.
The Liquid birds/bees claimed to be in solidarity with this cause or country or that cause or country, but really they were an enemy of anything that wasn't pro liquid birds/bees.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Get the Liquid birds/beesmug. Someone that pretends to care about fat people and other marginalized groups on the surface even though they are the first ones to encourage people to diet, exercise, or live a healthier and more active lifestyle (thus sneakily ridiculing them and implying that they are not okay the way they are and that they shouldn't be happy with the way they are until they have changed).
Thanks to shallow people, nobody is allowed to describe anybody as fat anymore without everybody assuming they are heartless, even if it's a simple and true statement. These same shallow people are the reason people can't call black people black, Indians Indians, gypsies gypsies, or pygmies pygmies to describe them in a way people previously recognized as legitimate anymore, because even if these groups of people aren't really offended by it, shallow manipulators have convinced enough people that they are offended and have hurt feelings to actually censor what people say.
by The Original Agahnim December 08, 2021
Get the shallowmug. She got a big tattoo of Elvis across her chest and said that if she squeezed certain muscles, it looked like he was karate chopping her tits. She's the kind of gal that should be taken into custody as quickly as possible. The other that said the Queen of Denmark was using her vagina or spleen to deliver Anti- Semitic soup recipes to the commercials, she can stay.
by The Original Agahnim January 01, 2022
Get the Tattoomug. That pervert was beyond a womanizer, he allegedly exposed himself to a tomato plant, he even had a few beanstalks on the side he was cheating on the tomato plant with.
by The Original Agahnim August 16, 2021
Get the Womanizermug. Hopefully they don't listen to the kinds of guys that say they are semi American. It's been a difficult year for everybody, and it's been nearly impossible for Athletes that could only speculate as to whether there would be an Olympics at all, with no good way to properly train/practice/prepare for it. They love their country and their country loves them, win or lose, but they got it done today.
Men's track didn't go home empty handed, there's no good reason for anybody to give them a hard time about every mistake, slip, or stumble.
by The Original Agahnim August 07, 2021
Get the Men's trackmug.