Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Boss baby
A paradox, the kind of kid that cries and whines when an authority figure like a parent is around, then talks bossy shit to people in a grown up voice when nobody is looking. A boss baby is soft and nerdy as a child, but deep down always wants and likes to fight people or likes fighting and arguments even if not directly involved in them. A spy kid that always tells everyone else to go away or get a life.
The boss baby was a walking talking contradiction ever since he/she could walk and talk, and being a contradiction is always a good defense since nobody can actually hold you to anything you say if they can't even identify you.
Boss baby by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
poseur
Your father was never a hard ass with you, he was always protective and civil with you because you were soft and nerdy as a kid, quit being a poseur to try and gain fame/riches/respect/power from it.
poseur by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
Frustrated
If the frustrated folks were really the minority as some entities try to tell them they are, they wouldn't be average, average being just about everybody or almost everybody, with those that don't seem to ever be frustrated about anything nowadays questionable.
Frustrated by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
Pestilence
Countries other than China aren't learning to live with the coronavirus any more than China is, they're rejecting both the virus and the measures and restrictions against it, and the people that keep pushing and measuring them with restrictions, mandates, and guidelines.
People never accepted the pestilence known as the coronavirus, they have been being told that they accept the mandates, restrictions and guidelines for their safety since the outbreak began, but in reality nobody pushing them around with mandates, guidelines, and restrictions really gives enough of a fuck about them or what they think about the virus to write anything in the news other than what they want the people they are pushing around to read about living with the virus or what they call a new normal. Most people would rather have jobs they know they aren't going to lose in a few months when the people pushing them around with mandates shut everything down again, leading to a labor shortage, a coin shortage, and a host of other problems perpetuating the pestilence and the darkness it takes to perpetuate it.
Pestilence by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
One horse town
There are no horses in this town except the ones behind fences. This is not your one horse town, you don't own the place because you're not even from here originally.
One horse town by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
One horse town
This town you're calling a one horse town and are claiming to be the one horse in isn't that at all dork, and that's coming from someone that unlike you is actually from the town originally. For those of us originally from the town, the fight against you, even if it's just me fighting, isn't about superiority or finding out who's better than who, it is about home for me as it is for them. Nobody but you cares about a stupid fucking battle for superiority which is why nobody wants you around.
One horse town by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
Double standard
The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.
Double standard by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021