Exceptional dork

The kind of dork that doesn't think they are a dork.
The dork girl was the one in the picture with the other dork posing with boxing gloves or something that would make her look tougher or different than the other dork. She must have been one exceptional dork.
by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
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War hero

Somebody decorated with medals like a silver star or Congressional medal of honor.
You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.
by The Original Agahnim October 03, 2021
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Change

There are 2 kinds of people, the ones that demand change the way they want it when they want it, and the ones that think most changes are not natural, and that the people trying to make them don't really have everyone's best interest in mind, that they really have their own (financial) interest in mind.
Things are going to keep going without change as much as they would with change. If things aren't good enough for you the way they are, without having to change, why are you here? They're still not going to be good enough if they change a thousand times more.
by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021
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Ja rule

None of the artists pretending to be Ja Rule's friend in the late 90's to early 2000's came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Jasper-Z (the badass gangster) and DMX (the guy that talked about fighting and jail often) were quick to make songs/money with the guy, but didn't stand up to 50 cent when he started to push people in their circle. Instead they ordered popcorn to watch the show (despite calling themselves something like impassive, or the opposite of passive/hardasses). These are not the kind of guys you would want by your side if 50 cent walked into a bar ready to fight somebody in real life, not if their real life behavior was anything like what they did with their music industry "friend".
If ja rule was at a bar with Jay-Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, he'd be fucked, he'd have to give up his seat to 50 cent without any other option.
by The Original Agahnim December 03, 2021
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Crying softball player

Something you don't see often, like a smiling runner.
The crying softball player showed people that there is crying in baseball and softball, it's just not common or popular.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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Jonestown

A place where all are welcome, there's never a dull moment, there's no judging, being on drugs is fine, not being on drugs is fine, everyone and everything under the sun is integrated, acceptable and awesome, and there are no ugly Confederate statues or things that woud offend anyone of any walk of life visible, but whatever you do, do not question Cartman's authoritie!
The girl packed her shit and took her followers to Jonestown and said fuck the mundane neighborhood she loathed when she left it in her rear view mirror.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
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satan

A fictional character that rebelled against a fictional God's teachings.
Satan isn't any more real than God.
by The Original Agahnim October 09, 2021
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