Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.
While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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Fake

Don't get scared of anything, don't feel hurt by anything anybody does is another thing that makes some people feel tough/strong/adult, even if it isn't really natural to try and repress every feeling.
It's fake to claim you've never been scared of anything or hurt by anything.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
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two hundred percent

Sounds like something that would make a guy's head explode if he tried to do it long enough.
The athlete was always at two hundred percent, and thought he would never in twenty years or so, rowdy down. One day the people that always knew he was a lame would find out how he really was when nobody was looking.
by The Original Agahnim November 06, 2021
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Scapegoat

If people can't find an authentic scapegoat, they make up a fictional scapegoat. (I would never do that but Satan would do that.)
Satan became their scapegoat when they coudln't find anybody else to do it.
by The Original Agahnim September 04, 2021
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reverse man child

Someone that is a knight in shining armor and a real man on the surface and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.
That guy is a reverse man child, he looks and sounds so serious all the time like there is a camera pointed at his face.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Unpopular

Something that won't make much money, if any.
If people didn't like it, the girl would no longer make money off it, and would note that it was unpopular with a broad audience.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
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Marshmallow girl

The marshmallow girl thought the world owed her the kind of support and respect her mother always gave her as a kid, back when she was her mother's little baby.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
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