The Original Agahnim's definitions
Someone that didn't get her ass whooped enough by authority figures, such as parents, as a kid, despite claims of how strict some of their parents are.
It's too bad your daughter got her ass whooped, but I can tell she didn't get her ass whooped enough as a kid, since she thought I was too strict for what I did. I thought she was too spoiled rotten, and I'm not Outkast so I don't apologize a trillion times, I don't even apologize one time.
by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021
Get the Daughtermug. Someone that tries to tell somebody they are more talented than they are and thinks they are effectively inflating the person's ego by doing it.
The dork thought she owned the place (even though she wasn't even from there) and tried to tell people that she thought werre weaker than her that they were more talented than they really were, thinking they actually believed or went for a word of the bullshit she said. Good thing for the people that knew who she was talking shit about, they knew she was full of shit and were never in danger of getting too inflated.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Get the Dorkmug. If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.
People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.
by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
Get the Double standardmug. by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021
Get the Inhumanitarianmug. Something you have in the present tense.
Joe Biden has the presidency. The guy that stopped doing drugs 10 years ago had a drug problem. He was a junkie. Saying he still is a junkie or has a drug problem is like claiming that Barack Obama is still the president or Sudan is still one country and not two.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
Get the Hasmug. Both Dark Maul Naboo and Nate Cox are half the person they used to be (Darth Maul was half the man he used to be).
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
Get the Dark Maul Naboomug. Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.
Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Get the Goody two shoesmug.