Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Instigator 

Someone nobody will miss, as nobody misses someone trying to walk all over them.

Sign person- What are you going to do when it all works out?

Me- Oh you must mean when the instigator is gone for good and she's never coming back? Well, that's a peace I'll only know on the other side of her leaving, so it's happily ever after I've only read about. If I had a limited imagination, I'd tell you all that I will do then.

Instigator by The Original Agahnim January 8, 2022

Handle snatcher 

The kind of person so desperate to steal your handle that they would pick the pie fucker just to get their piece of the pie first.

The handle snatcher would try to snatch up any handle from anyone before they could have it as their handle, thus making every handle a copy of another handle if the handle snatcher couldn't just hijack the original handle and make posts after the handle had already been taken (via hacking or whichever route they take to do it).

Handle snatcher by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

Circus tent 

What the COVID test sites look like.

The people at the COVID test sites that look like circus tents might say that they are forced to deal with patients testing their patience, but really these folks in line for a test, a vaccine, or a (morale) booster aren't there because they want to be there in line, they are there because they were told they had too (though technically they weren't forced as in do this or die/get detained) and weren't told by anyone whether there were any other options than getting/staying in line at the nearest circus tent.

Circus tent by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

Circus tent 

What a lot of the COVID testing sites look like. Some of these folks doing the testing would say their patients are testing their patience, but the ones really getting tested are the people that got in line for a test, a shot, or a (morale) booster.

No wonder people aren't going to the regular circus anymore, the circus split into numerous local branches when it came to town instead of one big top, and it has yet to pack up and leave town. Have you ever seen a circus tent in one town for this long?

Circus tent by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

Leadership not brotherhood/sisterhood 

The motto of the ones looking for who is in charge or trying to become that person/group of people.

Wake up, the leadership not brotherhood/sisterhood folk are here to make sure you're not still dreaming (stuck in the American dream).

Leadership not brotherhood/sisterhood by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

Naive 

Most people think naive is the same as weak but it's not. Naive is trusting when you have no good reason to, wheras weak is betraying someone's trust.

If he/she hadn't been so naive, he/she might still be alive. It wasn't foolishness on his/her end that got him/her killed, it was naivety.

Naive by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

Mauricio Gucci 

Mauricio Gucci most likely wouldn't take his eyes off Patrizia Reggiani when she walked through a room not because she wore the pants in their relationship, but because he subconsciously didn't trust her, whether he was aware of it consciously or not.

Patrizia Reggiani seems like the kind of person desperate to prove to everyone around her that she is strong and not weak, fun/exciting/colorful and not plain, hardworking and not spoiled, responsible and not careless, serious and not silly, and so on. Mauricio Gucci saw through her like the rest of his family, he just didn't pay enough attention to exactly what his subconscious was telling him about her.

Mauricio Gucci by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022