The Original Agahnim's definitions

Assume

Thinking you know something and trusting in it.

A lot of people assume something based on a first impression. Some keep on doing it their whole life.

by The Original Agahnim August 1, 2021

Daniel Tosh

A college kid's college kid, as superficial as they get.

Daniel Tosh is everything the rest of us that didn't get a degree could never respect.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Milwaukee Bucks

Sports writers that write about Phoenix having an easy street to the NBA Finals due to injuries on opposing teams but don't mention the route Milwaukee took to get there forget that Milwaukee played an injury filled Atlanta Hawks team and an injury filled Brooklyn Nets team (just like the Atlanta Hawks played an injury filled Philadelphia team to get to the conference finals with Milwaukee). If a game is thrown before it ever starts, there is no getting a prediction about it wrong.

The Milwaukee Bucks played a lot of injury filled teams to get to the NBA Finals.

by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021

Badass

Someone that is just too much human for any one person.

She was as badass as Colin Farrell's character in Swat in real life. Unlike some of these trigger happy dudes with big heads, she wasn't full of shit, she was the real deal, and was everything she said she was, from a Navy Seal to an unselfish socially responsible human being when she left her LAPD Swat job and went home.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

wildfire

Discouraging as it may get, a wildfire can be put out or even told to go fuck itself.

If New Yorkers didn't tell the wildfire go fuck itself, if they looked the gift horse in the mouth and let it parade around their streets, they were going to end up overrrun by it one day, and the strange soldiers arriving/hiding inside it (male or female) were just a little too nerdy as kids for New Yorkers to allow this kind of takeover to happen.

by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021

Bad Will Hunting

Like Good Will Hunting except without the happy ending where Will goes to California wearing rose colored glasses to be with Skylar. Instead he becomes a unabomber and accidentally blows Skylar away by leaving a bomb in the mailbox to blow her husband (his competition) away.

Investigators could not identify Skylar's remains at the end of Bad Will Hunting. The bomb in her mailbox was for her husband, but she was in the wrong place at the right time, while Will watched in horror from the bushes.

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Pseudoscience

A science that doesn't pretend to be fact or accurate (like real science), where someone could say just about anything and people would still think it sounded good, kind of like religion.

People like astrology for the same reason they like religion, it's bullshit that sounds good (and doesn't have to come with a bunch of numbers that sound accurate like science or math). Calling it a pseudoscience is deceptive because it makes all other sciences sound responsible, true, and real when scientists are really the least socially responsible people, just like astrologers, except scientists are worse because people take their information as fact and not misinformation.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021