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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Molly Yeh 

A toddler that outgrew her baby clothes.
Molly Yeh- Got my rattle, got my beets, got my onions. I like to throw food at people, because I'm a badass and I can!

Tonya Harding 

Someone that had more than one adversary (someone that stood up against/opposed her) in life to end up either mysteriously getting killed, or mysteriously getting injured, despite not having any direct involvement in the events.
For someone who was not involved directly in any of the incidents, people that weren't on Tonya Harding's side sure did have some bad things happen to them.

Molly Yeh 

The most famous chef a lot of people never heard of. Despite the background she gives the audience, she doesn't look part Chinese, and says her food punches above it's weight, but tries to make it sound playful as a defense mechanism. There's a difference between saying something you want to do to somebody in an indirect way, and actually starting a fight with someody or hitting them.
Molly Yeh seems more like someone that lies to a millenial audience that never met her in real life about every aspect of who she is as a person to make money off/take advntage of the oppurtunities their viewership/TV ratings provide her.

Museum of Natural History 

A museum that's still standing after almost 150 years.
New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to take their Museum of Natural History (or library, or art museum) from them, even if it was getting replaced by a building with more space, and New York has added lots of people since the museum was built, so why would people from other cities allow someone to take their museum and tear it down, even if they were convinced that something bigger and better would replace it, or that they needed a space that wasn't outdated and old, in favor of something new?

Monsters 

Girl's supporters- Which one of your monsters would you like us to run off from your closet? We would do anything for you.

Tonya Harding 

Some would follow her to the depths of darkness and even the Fourth Reich.
Die hard Tonya Harding suuporters- Heil Tonya Harding, we will never question your greatness or stand up to you when we don't agree, because there will never be a time we don't agree! Who do you want us to off today, who was mean to you today?

Tonya Harding 

Some would follow her to the depths of darkness and even the Fourth Reich if it pleased her.
Die hard Tonya Harding supporters- Heil Tonya, who do you want us to off today? We will never question your greatness.