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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Sense of humor

The wrong people think that if you have one you're not serious, because they're not serious. They don't get what a sense of humor is, they think it is making fun of double standards and bullshit like that. A sense of humor is like common sense, it's dangerous not to have one.
The bubbly girl thought that because what she said and did was unhilarious and showed a poor sense of humor she would never admit to having, because she thought she was the funniest person in the world (because she was a narcissist) , that everybody else was like her, just as silly as her. If they said or did something that other people thought was funny or got, even if she didn't, to her it meant that the other person wasn't serious, because she wasn't serious, (she didn't hold anything sacred enough to be serious about it) so nobody else was either.

Leave Britney alone 

The longer people keep saying it for her, the longer it will take her to stand on her own two feet, if she ever does.
Britney Spears fan- I'm gonna get you in trouble for having any sense of humor about what happened to Britney Spears, Leave Britney alone.

Free speech 

Anybody can say or do something when there is no fear of getting in trouble, it's who is still willing to do something they could or will get in trouble for.
The girl talking about free speech wasn't really liberating anybody but herself with her actions.

There's something about Mary 

A movie about guys that would do anything to get with Mary.
Darryl, if you paid Jack Tatum to put you in that wheelchair to get with Mary, you should know that Mary was always a Niners fan. It would never work out between her and a Patriots wide receiver. There's something about Mary, isn't there?

Eyes like a dude 

A female that has eyes like a dude, in the same way that Brendan Fraser or Chris Kattan have eyes like a bitch.
She's always trying to stare and look hard with the eyes like a dude.

Status quo 

The status quo, or any other quo, is a person's business if they want to go with it. Some people want to change everything, and others were already happy without anything having to change for them to be happy.
You don't tell people they can't stick with the status quo, even if you don't agree with the way they do something. You disagree with them, they disagree with you, a d that's it. Not everybody has to agree that wearing a stupid fucking mask everywhere or getting a vaccine is a good idea, since a country where everyone has to agree on everything is not really a free country.

Free Britney Spears

Conservatorship isn't slavery, and is nothing like slavery, there's no legitimate comparison between conservatorship and slavery. All these people making time to protest for Britney Spears have families, jobs, and lives, yet they are all focusing their time and energy on one person, which is silly. There are a lot of problems in the world to focus on just one person that much. There's a point where you've supported someone enough already through CD and ticket sales, and you let them try to stand on their own two feet and learn to walk their own walk, instead of always trying to be there and do their walking for them. Let them take their baby steps and you don't have to bring cameras and broadcast every step, giving the baby more attention than any one person should ever get in a lifetime over something silly.
Britney Spears is not a slave and Britney Spears is not in prison, so Free Britney Spears from what exactly? A bad decision she made in the past? Her fans didn't make the decision, why are they responsible for getting her out of her own mess?