Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Dark place 

A place where no light can reach.

Hacker- He comes from a world beyond our world, a world where nothing is beyond him. A world where the bullies beat down the Casper milquetoastes, a dark, dark place.

Investigator- Well that's a great story, but you really haven't told me shit have you?

Dark place by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022

Crossbow

Kind of like a sideways bow and arrow, except with a firing mechanism instead of just the person's arm/hand.

Roberta Ford was always hiding in the bushes pretending to be hunting big game with a bow and arrow as a kid. In high school she shot another girl in the back of the head with a crossbow from the bleachers at a swim meet, thinking it would make her look badass or get her a badass image on TV. She was never right in the head.

Crossbow by The Original Agahnim January 11, 2022

Forge 

To copy or imitate a person for a desired image, usually as a way to deceive a person or group of people.

Roberta Ford had to forge an image in fire to get the respect that he/she thought was owed her.

Forge by The Original Agahnim January 11, 2022

Kodak courage 

A highlight reel that highlights qualities the person thinks of as positive (look at how strong, brave, grown up, streetwise, athletic, charming, skilled, talented, pretty) I am but no negative or irredeemable qualities are seen in the highlight video, so that the viewer only sees perfection that lasts for the length of the video.

He/she made a show of his/her kodak courage.

Kodak courage by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022

Kodak courage 

Editing a youtube video until a knifing or shooting looks like self defense and the other guy looks like a coward.

Kodak courage guy/girl- There's gonna be something to show for it? Okay I'm ready, lets you and I show the world my kodak courage, in all of it's glory! Here goes nothing, let's get it!

Camera Guy/Girl- Woops, I missed, you think you can do it over?

Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna beat you down and put it all over you tube, embarrass the shit out of you. *sneakily starts his/her own cell phone camera recording as original camera guy/girl begins to walk away* Hey, where you going? *pulls out gun and shoots camera guy/girl in the back* You see that youtube friends? This assailant was trying to run from me after starting some shit with me, what a coward, he/she got what was coming to him/her!

Kodak courage by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022

Kodak courage 

Superhuman Balls of steel that last about 2 seconds.

Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna have something to show for it? Okay, I'm ready, let's show the world how much kodak courage I got, it's gonna be so believable!

Camera guy/girl- Fuck, I missed, you think you can do it again?

Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna beat you down for missing and put it all over youtube, embarrass the shit out of you!

Kodak courage by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022

Standoffish 

Unpleasant, usually for no good reason.

Someone that wasn't friendly with Louis XIII would always bark about/threaten with beatdown this or reserving the right to beat his ass that, always getting standoffish with him if they even thought he was going to do something they didn't like whether he had done it yet or hadn't (which doing something somebody doesn't like should give someone else the right to kill you, and nobody likes getting threats from an instigator, so nothing works out and no deals/compromises are made between the two unfriendly parties).

Standoffish by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022