The Original Agahnim's definitions
Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021
Get the John Stamosmug. Evil people don't turn evil, they just wear a good humanitarian facade (though not every humanitarian is superficial or evil, it's just a good place to hide in plain sight for those that are, among people the word thinks of as wonderful) in public, they try and light up the world with talk and preaching about equality, desegregation, justice, and things that sound good to a broad audience rather than a narrow, exclusive one (Hitler did the same thing by talking about peace and prosperity), but their true nature isn't as broadly known, as only a few people know about isolated incidents from the past that they found disturbing about the evil person (almost invisible from the outside observer).
He/she had always been evil and sleazy, even as a kid, but most of his/her audience didn't actually know much about his/her life or past beyond the public facade, the face the community at large saw most of the time, the one they thought was the real version of them.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
Get the Evilmug. Something bigger than me or you.
The dork thought she owned the company because her mother worked there. Kind of like the way Percy thinks he owns the prison because his daddy is the warden.
by The Original Agahnim July 25, 2021
Get the Companymug. by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
Get the Umbrella Corporationmug. There are things worse than a life without sex, drugs, vaccines, or masks, even if those things seem popular to a crowd. Not everybody gets much time to be celibate in life, so a guy that has the option to get celibate and stand or get laid and fall in line for a vaccine knows it isn't a choice to panic over.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
Get the Celibatemug. by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Get the Unicycle braceletmug. Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.
Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Get the Octopus deathmug.