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Cam Newton

A guy that plays better when people don't hate him, because he's human like them.
Cam Newton does things a little different than most people would, but as long as they love what he can do instead of who he is, he's not going to do everything he really could, because he's human.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Government agent

The poseur's poseur, the enemy people want to stick it to.
Poseur with 1200 grit sandpaper tongue- That guy is the poseur's poseur, his tongue is just too smooth, and he's probably a government agent, he's not one of us.

Poseur with 800 grit sandpaper tongue- You are playing yourself, that guy is a poseur like us.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Drama driven machine

Someone that thinks there should be more respect because nobody respects them, more peace because everyone that knows them gets into fights, more unity because nobody trusts them, and more love because they try to make everyone hate someone else on a regular basis.
The Mouth of the South was a drama driven machine that didn't think she was a part of the reason there was always drama around her.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
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Knuckles

Another nickname some people have that they don't like.
The girl looked in the mirror one day and saw knuckles the echidna looking back at her and couldn't decide whether to laugh or get infuriated, so she looked around for somebody else to ask whether it was them trying to be funny and not the one in the mirror.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
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Awesome

An overused word that describes people, places, and things that are not really awesome in any sense of the word.
Ah, you convinced people you were somehow an awesome, necessary person. It's the same thing the police, the FBI, the government, the media, healthcare workers, and many other entities (such as religious ones) do all the time with people's lives.
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
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Rejecting

Another way of saying I don't want you to become something or someone else to gain acceptance, respect, or trust (as I would reject what you became too), I don't want you to speak another language (including mine, as I'd still reject you if you spoke my language) or talk about other things, I don't want you to go by someone else's program or narrative (as I'd reject you even if you were going by my program), I don't want you around me at all, in the simplest way you know how to say it, which is pretty fucking simple.
The wildfire was trying to stay and disregard anybody rejecting/opposing it, even after people let it know it could go fuck itself, not because it held anything sacred there, but mostly for it's own image. It wasn't really stubborn, but it didn't want to look weak (the way it thought many other people were, weaker than itself), and looking stubborn was something other than looking weak (so for no good reason). The wildfire wasn't really a true optimist, just someone that thought it would win it all and walk over all the losers in its path on the way, and would do anything to keep that mentality, from war to lies to maintain itself, to fuel itself, the lie of all lies blinding and burning everyone with it's false light and warmth (the kind of light and warmth that took everything from many families who had built a house in its path, only to be be rendered to ashes, smoke, and rubble when the warlord/wildfire was done with it).
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
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