The Original Agahnim's definitions
Somebody over 6'6" that feels the need to explain to other people that they were always tall for their age is like Danny DeVito trying to explain he was always short for his age. You hear about a midget who became a giant in the Guiness Book of World Records, but it's rare among most people. You don't hear somebody 4'10" say that they were tall for their age until they were about 7 or 8, then they felt like a midget after that. Most of the time if you see a spade, a spade is what it always was.
It's redundant to explain what is already visible and obvious, kind of like repeating something thousands of times.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
Get the Redundantmug. Something not everyone feels like watching/playing all summer long, during the most casual time of year there is. The way things were done before the pandemic, where the finals ended a month before late July was good enough, since it was good enough from the creation of the league roughly until the pandemic. There never needed to be an extra month of basketball, where a few people keep changing schedules and games until the team they want to see win finally does.
By late June, people have watched enough basketball, there's no good reason for it to continue a month longer. It doesn't create fatigue for anybody, it's aggravation at a casual time of year not meant for excessive levels of aggravation, and the aggravation is there no matter what team gets the championship. Late summer isn't basketball time because it never was.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
Get the Basketballmug. Authoritative sources such as scientists, the media, government officials, and healthcare officials (in particular anyone making a fortune off medical supplies), want people to take vaccine and mask mandates seriously, but that doesn't make them serious people.
by The Original Agahnim August 17, 2021
Get the Seriouslymug. What Lorena Bobbitt did to John Bobbitt.
Lorena Bobbitt gave John Bobbitt the lamb chop for thinking he was a bigger prick than everybody else.
by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021
Get the Lamb chopmug. Car Dealer 1 (after bumping into Car dealer 2)- So, you here to sell some cars?
Car Dealer 2- Cars? This isn't the boat dealership? Wait a second, my wrist monitor is going off, I can't let it go above a certain level or it would be bad for everyone here.
Car Dealer 2- Cars? This isn't the boat dealership? Wait a second, my wrist monitor is going off, I can't let it go above a certain level or it would be bad for everyone here.
by The Original Agahnim January 8, 2022
Get the Boatmug. Cam Newton does things a little different than most people would, but as long as they love what he can do instead of who he is, he's not going to do everything he really could, because he's human.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Get the Cam Newtonmug. The pig rustlers might steal your pigs right out of your fucking pig pen if you left it open overnight.
by The Original Agahnim February 1, 2022
Get the Pig stymug.